Fangs of Death!

    Story:  As soon as I saw the viper hiding in the cool grass I knew I was in trouble!   A vicious killer God left behind. One look at the crafty bastard told me it was coiled and ready to strike!  If I have my way, this vile reptile from hell won’t survive the day!  You can’t run; its lightning speed is the subject of myth and lore. Silent death is the only way to describe this creature, you never hear it coming.  I’ve seen these before, but never this close.  Some unsuspecting dolt comes walking along and wham, the slithering creature strikes!  They lure you in by playing dead; their beautiful green color, sleek bodies and never-ending length.  Some get to be fifty feet or more in length, maybe a hundred!  I’ve heard stories of fights to the death; fangs start ripping at your flesh, and you’re in the fight of your life!  It makes me sweat just thinking of it.  Think man, think!  What’s a person to do; this sucker must be twenty feet long?   Its head is small, but I’m betting its fangs can pierce even the thickest boot!  The way it lays there, coiled up in the deep grass, crafty bastard!  They say its iridescent green color is part of its scheme, but that’s the lure!  There’s no way for the novice to estimate its length or its striking distance.  No one has ever lived to tell about their heroic struggle to live!  Onlookers off in the distance recall the stories.  This little moccasin kills nice guys like me all day!  Just the fact that it was hiding in that tall grass and coiled was enough for me!  Hell, I was lucky I saw it in time; before stepping on it!  I’d be lying on the ground now, writhing in pain.  I am frozen in my steps, not sure if it had seen me.  I can taste my sweat drying on the corners of my mouth!  Be cool, be cool, I told myself.  Slowly I raised my arm and wiped the sweat from my brow.   Thinking back to a moment ago when I nearly stepped on it, man what luck!  Its two-tone green color camouflages well with the surrounding grasses.  It’s always in the grass, waiting for the fool!  I wish I had a tree limb or something; I’d mop the ground with it!  The viper just sits there, unflinching, waiting for my next move.  I’ve heard, some breeds attack without the slightest provocation.  This one seems content to wait for my next move before ripping at my leg.  Little does it know, I have a few tricks of my own.  I’ll give the devil a wide berth.   Like the song says “you take the high road, I’ll take the low road”, and I’ll be on my way.  I’ve never seen one with a shiny head like that before; especially one who grins at you before it strikes!  This one may be psycho!  I’ve heard of them down in the glades.  This one hasn’t moved yet.  That’s it you piece of work, play dead.    I’m not going to play your game; I’m out-a-here.  Looking over my shoulder, my pace quickens as I make that wide berth around the vicious killer.  It hasn’t moved.  I’m not being chased! Whew! I look back over my shoulder and see it hiding in the grass waiting for some naïve fool to stumble into its trap.  Not me baby, not me!  Life is full of pitfalls and dangers; you just have to be ready.   Lucky for me, I’m the master of my world!  Hah!

    For lack of a better word, I will call the vile serpent, “ Garden hose in the grass”.  RJ  

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